I left a building into the car park I got in my car and I noticed another guy had got in his so I thought I will have to try and get out of the car park before him, I set off and he was going quite fast down to the end of the car park so I speeded up, We turned round once we got to the end of the car park and raced towards the exit, He slowed down as he got to the exit and I went dashing out into the main road, He then followed on foot behind me, The main road forked off to the left but I went straight on at some speed, The road curved up 90 degrees and met another road at the junction, as I got to the top the guy shouted out “watch yourself” the car took off through the junction and I landed on the road with a bicycle!! The man followed me and the road suddenly turned into a walkway in a shopping centre, I walked along pushing my bike and we came to some doors, I pushed one door open and went into the room, The room was like a cafe with a counter to the left with drinks and food. A women came up to me and said “You can’t bring that bike in here” I said “Sorry I will go back out where I came in” the women said “You can’t go out that way” I then replied “Oh sorry I will go out of that door over there then” She said “You can’t, You can’t bring your bike in here” Just then a security guy turned up and said “You can’t bring that bike in here, You will have to leave” I said “OK I will turn back then” The security guard said “You can’t go out that way, that’s the entrance, You will have to go out of the exit over there, But you can’t bring your bike in” I said “Well I have already brought my bike in, I will have to walk through here and leave by the exit”, “You can’t do that, You are not allowed to come in here with your bike” said the security guard I said “Well what can I do now, If I can’t leave by the way I came or by the exit?”, “You shouldn’t have come in here with your bike, It’s against the rules to bring a bike in” said the security guard “come with me you will have to sit over here till we sort this out”, I followed the security guard across the cafe area, by the time we got to the other end of the room it was a restaurant and people where sat down having their meals, the security guard sat me down at a table next to the window, The man that followed me from the car park also sat down with me. Next to my table was another table and then the exit, I said to the man ”Why can’t they let me leave now I’ve walked across the room with my bike and I’m sat next to the exit, Surely it would make more sense to let me leave now, That way they wouldn’t be making a scene out it and let people get on with their meals in peace.”, “I agree” said the man “but you shouldn’t have brought your bike in here”
After a while the chef came up to me and said “You can’t bring your bike in here, you will have to leave” I said “So I can go then?” the chef said “Yes, but you cant leave by the exit because you have a bike, You are not allowed to leave by the exit with a bike, You are not allowed to bring bikes in here” I said “Look I admit I shouldn’t have brought my bike in here, but I am sat next to the exit with my bike, why can’t I just leave out of the exit with my bike”, “Because you are not allowed to bring your bike in here” said the chef, “OK” I said “What if I pick my bike up off the floor and then leave will that be ok?” “No, You cannot bring your bike in here” said the chef, “Wait here, I think I might have an answer” the chef said.
A few minutes later he came up to me and said “Right you have to have a meal before you can leave” I said “Oh thank you, you know this is a great French restaurant” The chef walked off in disgust, The man that followed me from the car park said “Oh you’ve probably blown it now” “Why?” I said, “It’s not a French restaurant, It’s Spanish” said the man who followed me from the car park, I sat down and sighed.
A waiter walked towards us with my food and said “your meal sir, but you can’t eat it in here”, “Why?” I said, “Because you are not allowed to bring your bike in here sir, You will have to eat outside, Don’t forget to bring your bike sir”, I bent down to pick my bike up which at this point had changed into a small bike with an engine and it was in a bag, I walked out of the restaurant, The waiter talked me through what food I had, He also ate my starter.
After a while the chef came up to me and said “You can’t bring your bike in here, you will have to leave” I said “So I can go then?” the chef said “Yes, but you cant leave by the exit because you have a bike, You are not allowed to leave by the exit with a bike, You are not allowed to bring bikes in here” I said “Look I admit I shouldn’t have brought my bike in here, but I am sat next to the exit with my bike, why can’t I just leave out of the exit with my bike”, “Because you are not allowed to bring your bike in here” said the chef, “OK” I said “What if I pick my bike up off the floor and then leave will that be ok?” “No, You cannot bring your bike in here” said the chef, “Wait here, I think I might have an answer” the chef said.
A few minutes later he came up to me and said “Right you have to have a meal before you can leave” I said “Oh thank you, you know this is a great French restaurant” The chef walked off in disgust, The man that followed me from the car park said “Oh you’ve probably blown it now” “Why?” I said, “It’s not a French restaurant, It’s Spanish” said the man who followed me from the car park, I sat down and sighed.
A waiter walked towards us with my food and said “your meal sir, but you can’t eat it in here”, “Why?” I said, “Because you are not allowed to bring your bike in here sir, You will have to eat outside, Don’t forget to bring your bike sir”, I bent down to pick my bike up which at this point had changed into a small bike with an engine and it was in a bag, I walked out of the restaurant, The waiter talked me through what food I had, He also ate my starter.