How random is that?
The other night I had a dream that Albert Einstein, Ronnie Biggs & Sir Winston Churchill were playing a round of golf together.
How random is that?
Well it's almost been a year since I posted a dream, I'm still having dreams but it's just that they have been so fuzzy I can't remember enough to post about but as soon as I do have a dream I can remember then I will post it here, so hang on in there just a bit longer....ze ze ze
At last a dream I can remember,
It was broadcast on tv about if you have ever wanted to be a Formula 1 driver and like heights then the next program is for you, well I like F1 and hate heights so I'll watch it anyway.
The program was about the 3 highest roads in Britain and going down them can play with your mind, They showed you the first road which wasn't too bad, still steep though, the second one was even steeper and not many people went down that one. It came to the third one and I was immediately drawn into the tv were I was stood right at the edge of the road just as it went down, It was like standing at a cliff edge. I went all dizzy like and stumbled back as I did I grabbed a railing at the side of the road and I tried to pull myself back away from the edge of the steep road and as I did it got harder and harder to pull myself back, The next thing I saw were people jumping into a tube (a bit like a water tube slide with no water) and sliding down the hill.
You may be thinking I've given up on my dream blog or that I've stopped dreaming, well neither of them are true, I am still dreaming but when I wake up I can not remember enough to put here, so as soon as I do remember a dream I will post it.
I left a building into the car park I got in my car and I noticed another guy had got in his so I thought I will have to try and get out of the car park before him, I set off and he was going quite fast down to the end of the car park so I speeded up, We turned round once we got to the end of the car park and raced towards the exit, He slowed down as he got to the exit and I went dashing out into the main road, He then followed on foot behind me, The main road forked off to the left but I went straight on at some speed, The road curved up 90 degrees and met another road at the junction, as I got to the top the guy shouted out “watch yourself” the car took off through the junction and I landed on the road with a bicycle!! The man followed me and the road suddenly turned into a walkway in a shopping centre, I walked along pushing my bike and we came to some doors, I pushed one door open and went into the room, The room was like a cafe with a counter to the left with drinks and food. A women came up to me and said “You can’t bring that bike in here” I said “Sorry I will go back out where I came in” the women said “You can’t go out that way” I then replied “Oh sorry I will go out of that door over there then” She said “You can’t, You can’t bring your bike in here” Just then a security guy turned up and said “You can’t bring that bike in here, You will have to leave” I said “OK I will turn back then” The security guard said “You can’t go out that way, that’s the entrance, You will have to go out of the exit over there, But you can’t bring your bike in” I said “Well I have already brought my bike in, I will have to walk through here and leave by the exit”, “You can’t do that, You are not allowed to come in here with your bike” said the security guard I said “Well what can I do now, If I can’t leave by the way I came or by the exit?”, “You shouldn’t have come in here with your bike, It’s against the rules to bring a bike in” said the security guard “come with me you will have to sit over here till we sort this out”, I followed the security guard across the cafe area, by the time we got to the other end of the room it was a restaurant and people where sat down having their meals, the security guard sat me down at a table next to the window, The man that followed me from the car park also sat down with me. Next to my table was another table and then the exit, I said to the man ”Why can’t they let me leave now I’ve walked across the room with my bike and I’m sat next to the exit, Surely it would make more sense to let me leave now, That way they wouldn’t be making a scene out it and let people get on with their meals in peace.”, “I agree” said the man “but you shouldn’t have brought your bike in here”
After a while the chef came up to me and said “You can’t bring your bike in here, you will have to leave” I said “So I can go then?” the chef said “Yes, but you cant leave by the exit because you have a bike, You are not allowed to leave by the exit with a bike, You are not allowed to bring bikes in here” I said “Look I admit I shouldn’t have brought my bike in here, but I am sat next to the exit with my bike, why can’t I just leave out of the exit with my bike”, “Because you are not allowed to bring your bike in here” said the chef, “OK” I said “What if I pick my bike up off the floor and then leave will that be ok?” “No, You cannot bring your bike in here” said the chef, “Wait here, I think I might have an answer” the chef said.
A few minutes later he came up to me and said “Right you have to have a meal before you can leave” I said “Oh thank you, you know this is a great French restaurant” The chef walked off in disgust, The man that followed me from the car park said “Oh you’ve probably blown it now” “Why?” I said, “It’s not a French restaurant, It’s Spanish” said the man who followed me from the car park, I sat down and sighed.
A waiter walked towards us with my food and said “your meal sir, but you can’t eat it in here”, “Why?” I said, “Because you are not allowed to bring your bike in here sir, You will have to eat outside, Don’t forget to bring your bike sir”, I bent down to pick my bike up which at this point had changed into a small bike with an engine and it was in a bag, I walked out of the restaurant, The waiter talked me through what food I had, He also ate my starter.
Me and Louise were out with a group of people walking the dogs, Louise was the guide for the day, We walked down a road and down some steps that lead to the canal side, We recognised the area but it didn’t look like anywhere we know in real life. We walked along the towpath and we came to a bridge , we went under the bridge, I was in front at this point and I turned round to see if everyone was still with us, I saw a black dog lying on the towpath just past the bridge, I walked back and noticed it was Horace, He was ok just a bit tired so I picked him up and started walking with him.
The dream ended.
I was in this house on the top floor looking out of the window, a few other people were in the same room as me and there were a few people outside.
It was flooded outside and the people out there were gathering things or helping people, I heard a deep rumbling sound and I looked to my left, this is were the road went up a slight incline and around a bend, as I looked up the road I saw a wave of water rushing down the road, turned to the people who were outside and shouted “The water is coming everyone inside”, They all stopped what they were doing and scrambled inside, The wave came crashing past leaving more debris in it’s wake, Everyone went back out again to carry on with the gathering.
A little while later I heard the deep rumbling sound again and as I looked up the road I saw another wave coming and again I shouted “It’s coming again everyone inside” again they all scrambled inside, one man didn’t hear me but I think he got in ok.
This happened a third time and when the wave passed I saw a huge truck that had been washed up onto a banking near the house I was in, Just then the house started to move, It wasn’t a house anymore it was a train and it was making it’s way up the hill and just as we were approaching the bend another wave came thundering past just missing us, we got to the top of the hill.
The dream ended.
I was told that our baby had been taken to hospital, Not for anything serious but just as a precaution. I got on a bicycle and started to ride up the road, I came to a junction but I didn’t have time to brake so I shot across the road into the path of an oncoming car, I applied the brakes and came skidding to a halt side on at the side of the curb, the driver went past shouting abuse at me, I put up my hand as an apologetic gesture as the car went off into the distance. I set off again and cycled into the estate, it was a long road and a place I recognise, when I got to the end of the estate there was a small community shopping area, I had to go through the supermarket to get to the other side, so I cycled through the sliding doors and up some stairs, I cycled down a long aisle and out of the doors at the other end of the supermarket, On the left was a bowling alley and on my right a queue of people.
I carried on cycling and came to a cul-de-sac, the house in front of me I had to go through to get to the hospital, the house wasn’t lived in so I opened the door and walked in with my bike I propped my bike up against a wall, there was a young couple in the house that where looking round with a torch, I said that the estate agent said I could pass through, they said “ok”.
The entrance hall was huge and went all the way to the back of the house. On my left was a room that was all furnished with a late 70’s style stone fireplace, there was another room next to this one which was used as the dining room and after that was the kitchen, on the right of the entrance hall was an alcove which was used a a storage area, next to this was another alcove that was used for a kids play room and past that was the stairs leading to the bedrooms, I never went up there.
The young couple left the house out of the back door I followed shortly after, I then realised I had forgotten my bike, I turned to the young couple and asked if they had locked the door, they said “yes but you can still get in”, “ok” I said and pulled the door from the bottom and it swung up, I went back inside the house and went to my bike, by this time some things had been rested against it, I got my bike out and noticed it had no wheels, anyway there where some other lads there that where putting wheels on there bikes, I asked one if I could have the wheel that he was putting a new tyre on he said “yes” so I helped him with the tyre I asked if he had an inner tube, “yes” he said and we put that in but it was too big, but we squashed it in anyway, He stood up and said “has anyone got a pump”, I said “I have this heat gun will that do?”, he said “great has it got an attachment?”, “I don’t know” I said, He took a look “here it is” he said “this will do”, he fastened it to the inner tube inlet and pressed the button on the heat gun but a load of white paint came out of it instead of air, we looked at each other and then at the white paint and said “well that’s no good”
I was in a big building that had a small part of an old train on a track as a centre piece of the town not just the building there was a long line of people walking up the path and past the train. There was something about the lack of funding for the building so it was either going to be left to rot or sold off, I’m not sure which. I followed the line of people and as we walked past the train I turned to the man walking beside me and said, “It’s a great shame to have to lose the train, It’s a vital part of our town and our history”. The man took a sliding glance at me and said “I blame all the foreigners”
We carried on walking through an archway to the stairs, when we reach the top of the stairs there was another set that went down and underneath the set we had just walked up but we didn’t go down them, We followed the rest of the people out of the door which then led to a big tarmaced playground sort of area, As we where walking out the door I realised that the man I had been walking with was Norman Wisdom, I then went into my “Mr Grimsdale” impression”. To which he just looked at me with a blank expression and carried on walking, I stopped walking and as I watched him walk away I wished I hadn’t done the impression.
I had a few dreams last night this is the first of only two I can remember.
Out walking when we saw two people looking into a tree there was bird hopping from one branch to the other. We stopped to watch and the bird flew down beside us in a hole in a tree stump. Louise went to sit down next to the stump. I stopped her from sitting down so as not to squash the bird. The bird flew up and landed on my shoulder. It was a golden brown colour with yellow stripes under it's wings and on it’s breast. It seemed freindly and then flew off. We started talking to the two people for a bit before we went on our way.